Tuesday 25 March 2008

Knock Knock

Let's say you try switching on the light in your room, you hear a click but your room's still dark.

A) No electricity
B) Light bulb kaput
C) Sit in the dark and wish hard for the light to come on

You noticed the kitchen's lights are working normally. So you ask your flatmate for a spare bulb. While flatmate is searching, you decide to give the bathroom a visit. Click and still dark. Try 2nd bathroom. Still dark.

A) Both bathrooms' and bedroom's bulbs have blowned
B) Check the fusebox
C) Phone a ghost medium ASAP

Flatmate's already at the fusebox. You suggest

A) Phone the caretaker as an emergency (it's Easter Monday)
B) Lifting the one odd lever so that its position will match the others
C) Nothing. Start panicking. It's apocalypse.

Bathrooms lit up simultaneously.

A) Check whether bedroom will do the same
B) Wonder if ghost has taken a liking to your bedroom
C) Prepare to sleep in the living room

Flatmate gave you a new light bulb.

A) Accept and thank flatmate
B) Stare and wonder where the usb port is on this funny-looking gadget
C) Phone caretaker
D) Put on damn kesian face and start weeping

Flatmate's changing your lightbulb.

A) Observe and learn
B) Make a mental note of flatmate's ability for future recurrences
C) Publish an ad looking for a boyfriend
D) Wonder if flatmate is actually a guy masquerading as a girl

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